The exciting thing about a pandemic (besides seeing how long you can go without groceries or putting on real pants) is getting to see what avenues your mind will start exploring when boredom reaches nuclear levels. For the first year of quarantine (oh my God. Year. Hold on, I need to scream into a pillow),Continue reading “New Levels of Quarantine Boredom”
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I’m Freezing. How Are You?
It’s winter and I’m cold. I’m cold All. The. Time. I shuffle around my house, movement inhibited by whatever large blanket I have currently wrapped around myself as an elaborate cape/burrito, stumbling from kitchen to couch and the nest of even more blankets I have waiting for me there. At work, my space heater andContinue reading “I’m Freezing. How Are You?”
New Year, New Me… But Not Really
Ah, the new year. Brand new and just out of the packaging, un-smudged by greasy fingerprints and regret. And this year I’m going to do it all right. I tell you, gone are the days of losing multiple hours to binge watching Netflix and YouTube, a massive headache trying to knock my skull apart fromContinue reading “New Year, New Me… But Not Really”
Pokey The Murder Tree
As you may recall from an earlier post, I don’t usually get a Christmas tree. But with the world such as it is, and with a local health order forbidding get togethers with anyone outside our immediate household, my husband and I decided that maybe we would indulge in a little Christmas magic and buyContinue reading “Pokey The Murder Tree”
Tis’ The Season to Eat Your Feelings
Winter is here, we’re all locked in the house and we’re getting dangerously low on things to watch on Netflix. Add the looming holiday to the mix and there’s only one thing left to do: eat. Eat all the things. I’m a big fan of poppycock. For one, the name makes me feel whimsical andContinue reading “Tis’ The Season to Eat Your Feelings”
Christmas Movies That Have Nothing to Do With Christmas
Around this time of year, we all do our obligatory Christmas movie watching, as is mandated by holiday law. Everyone has their “must watch” list. Elf, Love Actually, The Grinch, Charlie Brown, etc. I have those as well (have you seen Arthur Christmas? Heartwarming!), but they aren’t the only movies I start jonesing for. EveryContinue reading “Christmas Movies That Have Nothing to Do With Christmas”
How To Wrap a Present
Another Yuletide Adventure First, lay out all the gifts and cue up a good Christmas or Hanukkah movie. Gather snacks, scissors and wrapping paper. Look everywhere for the tape. Why is there no tape? You know you bought some, because last year you did this exact same thing and had to run out and buyContinue reading “How To Wrap a Present”
What Exactly Are We Celebrating?
The holidays always make me feel like a hypocrite. Probably because I am one. I don’t like to agree with sanctimonious religious people (they are the literal worst), but they are correct that I probably shouldn’t be celebrating Christmas or Hanukkah, seeing as I don’t believe in God. And here I am, celebrating both. HowContinue reading “What Exactly Are We Celebrating?”
My Favourite Skin Care Products for Winter
It’s that time of year again, where central heating ravages my skin and the constant nose blowing every time I come in from outside turns me into Rudolph. Cue the dry, itchy skin, am I right? If you’re like me and winter turns you into a dried out husk, don’t worry. I’ve got your back.Continue reading “My Favourite Skin Care Products for Winter”
How to Do a Back Walkover According to the Tik Tok Video I Saw on Pinterest
Step 1: Do a Bridge Do a bridge, preferably at a contortionist level. Your legs should be straight and your back bent in half. When people look at you, the angle of your spine should make them visibly uncomfortable. Step 2: Walk Down a Wall Now it’s time to walk down a wall into aContinue reading “How to Do a Back Walkover According to the Tik Tok Video I Saw on Pinterest”
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